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Innovations in Music Marketing

More than ever, television is being used to introduce new music to the world. More subtle than MTV: a television show will have one or more 'miniature music videos' embedded in them. It's a bit of a 'game' - sometimes Googling on the song lyrics will locate the song, but often one needs an app like Shazam to track it down. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before you'll be able to speak to your television and say "buy that song".

Lest I sound overly cynical, I don't think this is a bad thing. Especially since I've noticed how as I've grown older I have less and less time to follow the music world - which has itself grown unbelievably huge.

The new NBC series The Blacklist is fast developing a reputation for featuring new and really well-done music. For example:

"Here With Me" by Robot Koch and Susie Suh

Caught in the riptide
I was searching for the truth
There was a reason
I collided into you

Calling your name in the midnight hour
Reaching for you from the endless dream
So many miles between us now
But you are always here with me

Nobody knows why
Nobody knows how or when
This feeling begins just like a spark
Tossing and turning inside of your heart
Exploding in the dark

Calling your name in the midnight hour
Reaching for you from the endless dream
So many miles between us now
But you are always here with me

All inside me I find my way back to you

Calling your name in the midnight hour
Reaching for you from the endless dream
So many miles between us now
But you are always here with me

Two worlds in your hands in your heart
Its one universe
You are always here with me

[edit 21 October 2013: updated with correct lyrics]

This is not a dream

Let's take a trip back in time to 1987 ... or maybe 1999? ... to St. Godard's church.

"This is not a dream... not a dream. We are using your brain's electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year one, nine, nine, nine. You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious state of awareness, but this is not a dream. You are seeing what is actually occurring for the purpose of causality violation."

-- John Carpenter's Prince Of Darkness

[It's something of a "cult classic" - a movie that bombed when it was first released, but 20+ years later it's just bad-ass. The dream sequence above is one of those things that has become - like Freddy Krueger's razor fingers, or Jason's hockey mask - part of Our National Horror Film Heritage]

Back, Jack, Do It Again

Don't fret precious I'm here Step away from the window Go back to sleep Lay your head down child     I won't let the boogeyman come Counting bodies like sheep     To the rhythm of the war drums Pay no mind to the rabble Pay no mind to the rabble Head down, go to sleep     To the rhythm of the war drums Pay no mind     What other voices say They don't care about you     Like I do     Like I do Safe from pain     and truth     and choice     and other poison devils See ... they don't give a fuck about you Like I do Just ... stay with me Safe and ignorant Go back to sleep Go     back   to    sleep Lay your head down child     I won't let the boogeyman come Count the bodies like sheep     To the rhythm of the war drums Pay no mind to the rabble Pay no mind to the rabble Head down, go to sleep     To the rhythm of the war drums I'll be the one to protect you from     Your enemies and all your demons I'll be the one to protect you from     A will to survive and a voice of reason I'll be the one to protect you from     Your enemies     and your choices son One and the same I must isolate you Isolate and Save you from yourself Swaying to the rhythm of the new world order and Count the bodies like sheep     To the rhythm of the war drum The boogeymen are coming! The boogeymen are coming! Keep your head down, go to sleep     To the rhythm of the war drums Stay with me Safe and ignorant Just stay with me Hold you and protect you from     The other ones     The evil ones     Don't love you son Go back to sleep.     -- A Perfect Circle, "Pet"

ORAC

I got an orgone accumulator And it makes me feel greater I'll see you sometime later When I'm through with my accumulator It's no social integrator It's a one man isolator It's a back brain stimulator It's a cerebral vibrator Orgone! (It's made out of orgone) Those energy simulators Just turn your eyeballs into craters But an orgone accumulator Is a superman creator       - Hawkwind - "Orgone Accumulator"

I've had this song running through my head all day. Which is not a bad thing.

I ♥ Keanu

Dead as dead can be The doctor tells me But I just can't believe him Ever the optimistic one       - A Perfect Circle - "Passive"

I'm finally reading Devil Said Bang, the latest of Richard Kadrey's Sandman Slim books. It's pretty much impossible to read any Sandman Slim novel without one's mind wandering to Jim Butcher's Harry Dresden and John Constantine, Hellblazer (or, if you prefer, John Constantine, Asshole.) And Keanu makes a damned -- ha ha -- fine Constantine. And I think Peter Stomare is Lucifer:

Next, I'll either move on to Simon Drax's A Very Fast Descent Into Hell, or drive myself insane attempting to design a na'at. From the first book, Sandman Slim

A na’at is sort of like a spear, but it morphs and changes into a lot more than a spear if you know how to use it right. Like everything else down there, the name is a Hellion joke. They call a na’at a ‘thorn’ because its full name, na’atzutz, is the kind of bush they used to make Christ’s crown of thorns.

And what does this have to do with A Perfect Circle? Watch and see.

Surviving Edged Weapons

I collect knives. I'm pretty sure it's a "design" thing and not some kind of macho "self-defense" thing: I just think they're neat. Some of them, anyway. Over time, my taste has matured: I'm less into 'fantasy' and more into 'interesting design'.

I'm sure it will come as no surprise that exactly zero of these items are allowed on an airplane under current TSA rules. Not that the proposed (but recently discarded) "relaxed" restrictions would have made any difference.

I won't get started on the TSA. Except for one comment: I fly more frequently than I would like to as part of my job, and I always "Opt Out" on the PornoScanner. I guess I've been through their body-search process maybe 25 times now, and every time the pat-down has been conducted quickly and professionally. No unnecessary roughness, no intimidation (verbal or other). Maybe I've just been lucky, but I'm beginning to suspect that the secret to a Painless Opt Out is to keep one's mouth shut. Which is what I always do: I just say "I'm opting out". On a few occasions they've tried to convince me not to, saying stuff like "you know these are 100% safe?" etc. I just say "I'm sorry, I'm opting out." What I suspect sometimes happens is that some travelers see Opt Out as an opportunity to start an obnoxious political argument. It's not hard to see how this could lead to a less-than-mellow search experience.

Now, without further ado, here are the knives!

Edit: I just looked at this post again, with fresh eyes, and ewww these pictures are awful. I'll replace them with better pictures when I can.

Mantis MU5 Jyro
[10.16cm / 5.08cm blade]

A nifty little locking blade. I can't deny I was attracted to it because of its unique design.



Heckler and Koch Instigator
[19.76cm / 8.58cm blade]

Probably my favorite day-to-day carry. A bit heavy for a necker but I wear it anyway. I frequently use it in the kitchen to chop vegetables.



ESEE Izula Fire Ant Red
[15.87cm / 7.31cm blade]

An Izula in red; rather striking, I think.



ESEE Izula Venom Green
[15.87cm / 7.31cm blade]

An Izula in green. I wrapped the handle with some paracord. Wrapping knives with paracord is the "in" thing to do these days in knife-enthusiast circles. I've used this in the kitchen but it's really not well-suited to slicing and dicing.



Boker Plus Newton Martin K-Bit
[10.16cm / 4.12cm blade]

With its sheath it makes a nice necklace. A small, extremely light, extremely sharp little blade that deploys very quickly.



SOG JB01K-CP Snarl
[10.92cm / 5.84cm blade]

As small as it is, it still has a good solid feel to it.



Boker Plus MA-2
[20.32cm / 6.35cm blade]

I'm still not sure what to make of this one. Works pretty well in the kitchen.



Hibben Generation 2 Throwing Knife
[18cm / 8.68cm blade]

I have no idea where I picked this up. Poor li'l thing, it looks so lonely.



Dark Operations Vendetta
[17.14cm / 8.89cm blade]

Another knife that caught my eye with an attractive design. It's a bit heavier than it needs to be. Not so great in the kitchen: I thought maybe the rounded blade would make dicing things a bit easier. I was wrong.



Benchmade SOCP Dagger
[18.42cm / 8.18cm blade]

Deploys very quickly from its sheath. Probably best if mounted on a boot or belt. The point is sharp but the edges are remarkably dull, so I'll have to sharpen it up myself before I can test it out on the kitchen. Because it's a dagger, it's illegal to carry it around in public. In the house, in the car, walking to/from the car, employing the blade in lawful hunting, fishing, or my occupation -- that's all a-okay. Just don't get caught walking down the street with it. You'd think a state that allows concealed carry of firearms would have a more liberal (and sensible) set of laws on knives, wouldn't you?



Red Guardian "Ninja" Sword
[71.12cm / 45.33cm blade]

Sometimes I stay up too late and order stuff from Amazon. This is what happens.



Gil Hibben Dragon Lord
[36cm / 21.5cm blade]

I've read that most 'fantasy' knives are really just pieces of metal that look like knives. I won't argue the point, but some of them are just so darned pretty.. This is one of them.



Gil Hibben Griffyn
[39cm / 27.94cm blade]

And this is another. It has four separate blades, none of which is particularly sharp. Which is a Good Thing, because I think that if you tried to use this in a real knife fight, you might unwittingly bleed yourself to death just picking it up.



Kit Rae Fang of Baelin
[19.68cm / 12.38cm blade]

It's unique, but there's probably a reason that more knives don't look like this. In case it's not obvious from the picture, the outer edges of the blades are flat, not sharp. I think that if I found myself in an actual knife fight with one of these, I'd throw it at the other guy's head and run.



Phoenix
[32cm / 19cm blade]

Another knife that I don't know who made it or even where I picked it up. There's a slider button that spreads open the pommel, which is kinda neat, but the handle appears to be made of blended plastic and beeswax.

Pic coming soon

El Cid Colada Miniature Replica Sword
[57cm / 45.5cm blade]

My son brought this home for me from Spain. A small decorative blade that has a surprisingly nice weight and balance. If the blade were sharpened, it could probably be used to discourage any random zombies that wandered into the house.



Rambo II Survival Knife
[39cm / 25.4cm blade]

This was on sale so cheap I couldn't pass it up. What it lacks in actual knife-i-tude it makes up for in sheer intimidation factor. It's supposed to be a "Rambo" knife, but for some reason everyone I've let hold it makes with their own Crocodile Dundee "That's not a knife. This is a knife!" schtick.